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Well i'm hangin out in the shadows
standin here in the back
when up there front and center
is a girl all dressed in black
she's standin all by her lonesome
groovin there on her own
movin to the music
that's borin me to the bone

Wanna walk right up to her
wanna buy her a beer
wanna walk right up and tell her
"Let's get the hell outa here
This band sucks. Let's go fuck"

This music does not rock me
This music has no balls
No fire, no smoke, no lightnin
No thunder at al
That song was fucking stupid
and this one's even dumber
and who's that asshole singin?
and where's the fuckin drummer?
This band sucks. Let's go fuck

And the singer goes
"three blind mice, three blind mice
see how they run, see how they run
they all ran after the farmer's wife
she cut off their tails with a carving knife
haver you ever seen such a sight in your life as three blind mice, three blind mice?

Now i'm walkin right up behind her
im tappin her on the back
she turns around, sez, "yeah what?"
i see she's got quite a rack
i say "you look like you rock, girl
like you and i could get busy
that singer really bugs me
he's not your boyfriend, is he?"
She says, "no, not really. Got a car?
This band sucks. Let's go fuck"

Yes she did, she said
"This band sucks. Let's go fuck"

from Troubadour Of Stomp (2007)