pat mAcdonald - vocal, guitar, bass, drum programming; Barbara K - harmony vocal, harmonica. Spoken word by George Bush Sr.

Lyrics

It's an asshole celebration
and they're all out on the street
See them on the sidewalk
Oh hear them shufflin feet
As twenty thousand assholes
do an asshole promenade
Step aside good people
it's the assholes on parade

We got the assholes for freedom
The assholes for fun
Assholes for Jesus
and the assholes for guns
Assholes for justice
Assholes for crime
Assholes for assholes
Assholes for all time

We got assholes makin money
They're makin all the rules
They're takin all our jobs
and they're fillin up our schools
Assholes on the water
Assholes in the sky
A sign that says "Help wanted
Only assholes need apply"

Oh teacher won't you tell me
Have i really made the grade
Am i head of my class
Or am i just another asshole on parade?

Assholes give the orders
Assholes row the boat
Assholes get elected
Cause assholes get to vote
I once heard it said
that old assholes never die
They just lay in bed
and multiply

Assholes in the mornin
Assholes every night
Assholes to the left
and assholes to the right
As twenty thousand assholes
do an asshole promenade
Step aside good people
It's the assholes on parade